I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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