Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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