I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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