No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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