WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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