too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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