What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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