But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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