I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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