just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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