Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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