i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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