I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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