i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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