Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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