Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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