It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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