She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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