Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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