with your own penis?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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