I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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