she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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