you guys were way drunker than both of me
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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