there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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