I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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