I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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