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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
and you fell through a lawn chair
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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