theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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