ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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