The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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