So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The police scanner is talking about you again....
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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