North Korea, Best Korea!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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