so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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