do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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