is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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