Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Someone shit on the floor
she woke up with a sticky ear
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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