Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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