Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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