Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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