4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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