I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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