I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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