is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We were destined to go to rehab together
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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