You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Come on in and take your pants off
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