ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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