I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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