Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
