let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He's on the porch naked. Help.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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