You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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