You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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