i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
accomplished twins. life is a go
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
BRING THE BAGELS
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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