please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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