On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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