at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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