U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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