They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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